|
一天上午，丈夫在外面钓了几个小时的鱼， 睡一会儿午觉。妻子尽管对湖面不是很熟悉，还是打算开船出去。她开了一段，抛锚停了下来，开始读书。 —个管理员开着船过来了。他靠近这位女士的船停了下来，说：“早上好，夫人。你在做什么？" “读书。"她答道，心想，‘‘这不是明摆着吗？" “你是在禁止捕鱼区。"他提醒道。 "很抱歉，警官，但是我不是在钓鱼。我在读书。" ‘‘你是在读书，但是你有全套的钓鱼装备。就我所知你随时都可以开始钓鱼。我不得不把你记录在案，给你开罚单。” “如果你那么做，我就告你性骚扰。”女士说。 “可是我都没有碰过你。"管理员说。 “这倒是。但是就我所知，你随时都可以行动。” “祝你过得愉快。”说完管理员就走了。 Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake，the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?” “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area，’’ he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.，’ “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up. ” “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I haven't even touched you,” says the game warden. “That's true. For all I know you could start at any moment. “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left. |
