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一位太太想买宠物，打算去当地的宠物店转转。 她进了一家小宠物店向店员说明来意。店员想了想说："夫人，我正好有你想要的宠物。这就去给你带来” 说着，去了店后面。几分钟后他带来了一只可爱的小狗。“这可是只特别的狗，"他对那位太太说，“他能飞呢。”他边解释边把小狗扔到空中，小狗立即在宠物店上空优美地飞起来。 “但有个问题，只要你一说‘我的’，他就会吃掉你提及的任何东西。看！我的苹果！”那位太太吃惊地看到小狗冲向店员，凶猛地吞掉了他从口袋里拿出的苹果。 "他真是既可爱又非同寻常，我就买他了。”她说。几分钟后她就带着小狗回家了，准备向丈夫炫耀一下。 “亲爱的，快看看我今天买的这只机灵的小狗！"她一到家就大喊，"他能飞呢！" 丈夫瞥了一眼小狗，说：“能飞？啊哈！我的脚！" The Amazing Flying Dog A woman is out looking for a pet, so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, “I’ve got just the thing for you, madam. I’ll just get him. ” With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. “This dog is a special dog,” he tells her. “He is able to fly,” he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. The dog immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop. “There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say ‘my’，he’ll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch! My apple!” The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket. “He’s cute, and so unusual. I’ll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with the dog to show her husband. “Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!” she exclaims when she gets back home. “He can fly!” The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, “Fly eh? Ha! My foot!” |
