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一位金发碧眼的美女开车从商业街刚刚回来，那儿刚下过一场大冰雹。像高尔夫球大小的大冰雹噼噼啪啪地落在她的车上,打得坑坑洼洼。她把车开到了修理厂，问他们该怎么办。 修理工告诉了她要如何修理，并说至少要花费4000美元。她说费用太高了，就问有没有其他的修理办法。 修理工决定开个玩笑，就说:"哦，你可以向排气管里用力吹气，那些凹陷的地方可能就会鼓起来。”她决定试一试，不行的话再掏腰包。 她把车开回家后，在车库里就把汽车废气管含在了嘴里。这时她的邻居，也是个金发碧眼的美女来拜访她。 “你在干什么？”她尖叫着，马上想到了最糟糕的事，为自己可能阻止了她的朋友自杀感到谢天谢地。 "我在往排气管里用力吹气，让汽车上这些凹陷的地方鼓起来呢。"第一个金发碧眼的美女解释说。 "唉，真笨，这样不行。"她的邻居说。 “怎么不行?"第一个金发碧眼的美女问道。 “你得先把车窗摇起来才行!” A Terrible Hail Storm A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least $4,000 to repair. She said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it. The body man decided to have a little fun and said, “Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out.” She decided to give it a try before spending that much money. She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over to visit. "What are you doing?" she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide. T m blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained the first blonde. "Well silly, it’s not going to work," replied her neighbor. |
