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一名妇女到福利办公室求助。工作人员问道:你有几个孩子? 十个。她回答道。 他们叫什么名字? 他问道。 大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大 卫。她回答
 一名妇女到福利办公室求助。工作人员问道:“你有几个孩子?"
“十个。”她回答道。
“他们叫什么名字? ”他问道。
"大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大卫、大 卫。”她回答道。
"他们都叫大卫吗?”他问道,"你要把他们从外面叫回家的话怎么办?
"很容易啊。"她说道,"我就喊‘大卫’,他们就都跑回来了。”
“那如果你要让他们回来吃饭的话怎么办?”
"我就说‘大卫,回来吃饭’。”她回答说。
“那如果你想让他们其中一个去做什么的话怎么办?”他问道。
"噢,那也容易。”她说道,“我就喊他们的姓! ”

At the Welfare Office
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get office worker asked her, “How many children do you “Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David,” she answered.
“They’re all named David?” he asked, “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“〇h,that’s easy,” she said, “I just call ‘ David, ’ and they all come running in. ” “And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, 1 David, come eat your dinner,,” she answered.
“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
“Oh,that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name i ”


 
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