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一位80岁的老太太在商店偷东西，被抓住，送去见法官。法宫问道：“你偷了什么?” 老太太回答说：“偷了一罐桃子。” 法官问老太太为什么偷桃子,老太太说是因为太饿了。 法官又问她，那一罐里面有多少个桃子。老太太回答说有6个。 于是法官说道："那我判你监禁6天。” 法官即将正式宣布对老太太的惩罚，这时，老太太的丈夫对法官说他还有点事想说。 法官问道什么事?’’ 丈夫回答道：“她还偷了一罐豌豆。’’ Stolen Peaches An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches. ” The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied six. The judge then said, “I will give you six days in jail. ” Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. He said, “What is it?” The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas. ’’ |
