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有些人优雅地变老，而有些人却在不停地与衰老抗争,挣扎着不想变老。 安迪的妻子，不想眼睁睁地看着她自己变老，便出去买了一套新系列的昂贵化妆品，这些化妆品保证会让她看起来年轻。 她在镜子前坐了很长时间，抹那些"神奇的”化妆品，然后问她丈夫：“亲爱的，说实话，如果你不认识我，你会说我有多少岁？” 安迪仔细打量了她一番，回答道：“看你的皮肤，有20岁；看你的头发，有18岁；看你的身材，有25岁。” "哦，你别故意夸我了！"她非常激动。她刚想要告诉安迪，他将得到的奖励，安迪就开口打断了她：“哦，亲爱的，等等！我还没把这些岁数加起来呢！” How Old Am I? Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks her husband, “Darling, honestly, if you didn’t know me, what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Andy replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty； your hair, eighteen； and your figure, twenty five. ” “Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying, “WHOA, hold on there, sweetie!” Andy interrupted, “I haven’t added them up yet!" |
