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中英文滑稽小故事:只有六个月

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一个中年男人在最近一次体检中被诊断得了晚期绝症,而且只有六个月的时间了,这对他来说明显是个打击。医生建议他立一份最新的遗嘱,并且为葬礼做好最后的安排。然后他应该在最
 一个中年男人在最近一次体检中被诊断得了晚期绝症,而且只有六个月的时间了,这对他来说明显是个打击。医生建议他立一份最新的遗嘱,并且为葬礼做好最后的安排。然后他应该在最后的岁月里尽可能享受生活。
"这最后的六个月你打算干什么?”医生问道。
病人想了几分钟然后回答:“我想去跟我的岳母住在一起。"
医生听了他的回答感到特别奇怪,问:“在所有人当中,为什么你单单想跟岳母住在一起呢?”
"因为那将是我一生中最漫长的六个月!”

Only Six Months
The middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor advised that he had only six months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The doctor suggested that he should make sure his will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.
“What will you do for the last six months?” asked the Doctor.
His patient thought for a few minutes and then replied, “I think I’ll go and live with my mother-in-law”.
Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, 14Of all people, why in the world you want to live with your mother-in-law?”
“Because it’ll be the longest six months of my life!"
 


 
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