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白痴 idiot [英][ˈɪdiət] [美][ˈɪdiət] 中英文小故事：白痴的小偷 一天晚上，一个小偷闯进了房子，他以为房子是空的。 他蹑手蹑脚地穿过客厅，但是突然他愣住了，他听到一个声音说：“耶稣正在看着你！” 默默地到房子里，小偷悄悄前行。 “耶稣正在看着你！”这个声音更清晰了。 窃贼吓坏了，他又一次愣住了，他环顾四周，在一个黑暗的角落里，他发现了一个鸟笼子，在笼子里是一只鹦鹉。 他问鹦鹉：“是你说的，耶稣正在看着我吗？” “是的。”鹦鹉说。 窃贼松了一口气，问鹦鹉：“你叫什么名字？” “克拉伦斯，”鸟先生说。 “那是为一只鹦鹉起的愚蠢名字，”小偷讥笑道：“哪个白痴叫你克拉伦斯？” 鹦鹉说：“小偷也是同一个白痴起的名字。” Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the burglar." 中英文例句 You've been cooking like an idiot. 你的厨艺曾经属于白痴级别。 What are your iaughing about idiot? 你这傻瓜笑什么？ What are you calling me an idiot for? 你有什么理由说我是笨蛋? The man was an idiot. 那个男人是个白痴。 You're a sea creature you idiot. 白痴你可是海洋动物. |
