牧师 preacher [英]['pri:tʃə(r)] [美][ˈpritʃər]中英文小故事：乡村牧师 有一个有钱人死了，他留下遗嘱，他的狗死的时候将有一个葬礼，主持葬礼的人将得到一百万美元。 当狗死了以后——遗嘱执行人开始问各种宗教的人，看他们是否可以主持葬礼。所有的人都拒绝。最后，他问乡村牧师，是否可以主持葬礼。”为什么兄弟——我不做狗的葬礼！”他回答 “好”遗嘱的执行者回答说，“但谁做这葬礼，可以得到一百万美元！” 牧师回答说。“现在，等一下，你没告诉我这只狗是一个基督教徒！” This rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. When the dog died--the executor started asking various faiths of the cloth if they would do the funeral. All refused. Finally he asked this old country preacher if he would do the funeral. "Why Brother--I don't do dogs funerals!" "OK" the executor replied, "But the one who does this funeral gets a fat one million dollars!". The preacher replied "Now wait a Minute --- you didn't tell me this dog was a Christian!" |
