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为什么老师戴太阳镜？ 因为学生是如此的明亮。 Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because the students were so bright. 数学书让人最伤心的是什么？ 它提出太多的问题。 Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 数学老师吃什么？ 长方形的食物。 What do math teachers eat? Square meals. 为什么老师把橡皮带放在她的学生头上？ 所以他们可以马上做决定。 Why did the teacher put rubber bands on her students' heads? So they could make snap decisions. 为什么25瓦的灯泡退学？ 他不是很聪明。 Why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school? He wasn't very bright. |
