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查菲可以谈任何话题，无论他是否知道，其实，其中大部分他是真不知道。一天，他的邻居尼布利忍不住了。”你知道吗？“尼布利，“你说的那些东西，其实你和我都知道。” “你真的这样认为吗？”查菲说：“你怎么知道的？” “很容易的，”尼布利说，“你知道一切，可是有一件事你不知道，而我知道，就是，你是个该死的白痴！” Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not. Mostly he didn't. One day his neighbor Nibley could stand no more. "Do you realize," asked Nibley, "that you and I know all there is to be known?" "Do you really think so?" said Chaffee. "How do you figure that?" "Easy," answered Nibley. "You know everything except that you're a damn idiot. And I know that!" |
