琳达和威拉德,两个白痴,在湖上的小船钓鱼。突然从旁边湖面上的一个摩托艇比赛涌起来的浪花淹没他们的船,船里进水了。 ”我们怎么把水弄出去?”琳达问。 ”很容易,”威拉德说。“我们只要在船的底部钻一个洞,让水流出去就可以了。“ 男人钻一个孔在船的底部,更多的水开始冲了进来。 ”等一下!”她喊道。”我们需要再钻另一个洞让水进来,通过第一个洞把水排放出去,回到湖里!” Linda and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men drilled a hole in the bottom, and more water started rushing in. "Wait a minute!" exclaimed Linda. "We need another hole so's the water comin' in through the first one has a place to go back into the lake!" |