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有一天，在天堂的入口处，彼得看到一些纽约街头帮派的人，在天国的大门前走动。 彼得马上跑到上帝面前，说，“神啊，有一些邪恶的，偷窃的纽约人在天堂大门。我应该怎么做？” 上帝回答说，“做你通常应该去做的。让他们直接下地狱。” 于是，彼得去执行命令，他突然跑回来大叫：“啊，上帝，他们都没了，他们都没了！” “谁，纽约人？”上帝问。 “不，是天国的大门。”彼得回答。 One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang. walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?". God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell." St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!" "Who, the New Yorkers?". "No, the Pearly Gates." |
