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一个会计死了以后上了天堂。 “这肯定是一个大错误，”他对上帝说。“我还年轻，我只有45岁。” “嗯，”上帝说，“可是你在这里的记录是85岁了。” “你为什么会到那个岁数的？”上帝告诉他，“是我们计算了你所有的工作时间，累计加在一起的。” An accountant dies and goes up to heaven. "This must be a big mistake," he says to God. "I'm way to young. I'm only 45." "Huh," says G-d, "we have you here at 85." "How did you get that?" So God tells him, "we added up all your billable hours." |
