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儿童英文笑话:你应该买罗非鱼

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吉姆度过了糟糕的一天,他去湖边钓鱼,坐在炽热的太阳下一无所获。回家的路上,他走进一家超市,对售货员说,挑四条大鲶鱼,扔给我,好吗? 你为什么要我扔给你? 因为我想告诉
 
吉姆度过了糟糕的一天,他去湖边钓鱼,坐在炽热的太阳下一无所获。回家的路上,他走进一家超市,对售货员说,“挑四条大鲶鱼,扔给我,好吗?”
“你为什么要我扔给你?”
“因为我想告诉我的妻子,我抓住他们。”
“好吧,但是我建议你还是买罗非鱼。”
“为什么。”
“因为你的妻子今天早些时候过来说,如果你来,要转告诉你,应该买罗非鱼。她更喜欢用罗非鱼做今晚的晚饭。”
 
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight."
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