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有一个渔夫，在海洋渔业时，他的船沉没了。幸运的是，他来到了一个荒无人烟的小岛上，在那里他生存了下来。当海岸警卫队终于找到他的时候，海岸警卫队的一个头儿注意到，有一个火坑与加利福尼亚秃鹰羽毛散布在渔夫的四周。 他对渔夫说，“你知道，杀加利福尼亚秃鹰是违法的，恐怕我要逮捕你。” 渔夫抗议并且解释，他杀死了秃鹰，因为他要生存下去，但他最终平静下来。出于好奇，海岸警卫队的头儿问，“那是什么味道？”渔夫回答说，“嗯，这是一个猫头鹰和一个秃头鹰之间的一种混合味道。”（猎杀猫头鹰同样违法） There was a fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." |
