病人:拔牙多少钱? 牙医:100美元。 病人:仅几分钟的工作就100美元吗? 牙医:好的,如果你喜欢,我可以慢慢来。 Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like. 一个男人,为了减肥,找到当地的医生。 约翰:我怎么才能减掉十二磅丑陋的肥肉? 医生:当然!砍掉你的头就好了。 A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off. |