病人:医生,我想,我吞下了一个枕头。 医生:你感觉如何? 病人:有些沮丧,闷闷不乐的。 医生:下次再吞枕头的时候,最好放一点酱油。 病人:你的药方太好了,我要付你多少钱? Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient: A little down in the mouth. Doctor: When you swallow the pillow next time, better to put a little soy sauce. Patient: This prescription is too good, how much do I owe you? |