I heard from a neighbor, there is a foreign teacher to the children's English training class, I took my children to learn. In order to give the children's tuition, I canceled travel plans, My husband complained me for a week. One day, the children came back from the training class, I asked: " you have fun? " The child replied: " very happy. " I asked: " what did the teacher teach you? " The child replied: "something I don 't understand. " I wondered: " why? " The child said: " the teacher is not a human, do not speak human language! " I said: " then why are you so happy? " The child said: " I scold the teacher, the teacher did not understand! " 假期,听说幼儿英语培训班来了一个外教,于是把孩子送去参加学习。为了给孩子交学费,我把外出旅游的计划都取消了,还被孩子的爸爸唠叨了一个星期。 这天,孩子从培训班回来,我问:“学习开心吗?” 孩子答:“很开心。” 我又问:“老师教你什么了?” 孩子答:“我一点儿也听不懂。” 我诧异:“为什么?” 孩子说:“老师不是人类,根本就不讲人话!” 我说:“那你干嘛那么开心啊?” 孩子说:“我骂老师,老师也不懂!” |