一天,在关于合同法的课堂上,教授杰普森问他最出色的一个学生,“如果你给某人一个橙子,你会怎么做呢?” 这个学生回答说,“给你一个橘子。” 教授很生气。”不行!不行!你要像律师一样去思考问题!” 然后学生背诵,“好的,我会告诉他,‘我将给你一个橘子,连同其所有的皮,果汁,果肉,种子,你享有所有的权利去咬,切,冷冻、和吃,……” One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I'd tell him, 'I hereby give an orange to you, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and eat, ..." |