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一个男人去医生那做检查，经过一些测试之后，医生进来，脸上带着严肃的样子。 医生：好的，我有一些坏消息，和一些真正的坏消息。 男：好吧，先告诉我真正的坏消息。 医生：你得了癌症，只能活6个月。 男：那坏消息是什么？ 医生：你有阿尔茨海默氏病。 男：太好了，我就是害怕我得了癌症！ A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face. Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news. Man: Well, give me the really bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live. Man: And the bad news? Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease. Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer! |
