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熊 bear[英][bɛə] [美][bɛr] 中英文小故事：被熊追赶的雪橇 布什，切尼和布什的妈妈-巴巴拉，在北极度假。乔治布什的重量…好的，我们知道他体重是多么的轻，切尼体重有多重；至于巴巴拉，嗯，我们不会提及一位女士的重量。 有一天，他们三个坐在一个雪橇旅行。 突然，他们看到在他们身后的出现一只北极熊。很快，他们把所有行李都扔掉了，但这并不能制止熊离雪橇越来越近。 他们意识到，他们当中应该有一个人牺牲自己，让其他两个人能够逃脱。 “你应该做的，”乔治对切尼说：“熊会需要更多的时间来吃你，然后吃我。我们不能指望妈妈在这里和熊拼命。” “我想你是对的，”切尼说。当他从雪橇跳出来的时候，他喊道，“为了乔治！”他被熊杀死了。 “感谢上帝给了我的大脑！”布什说，笑了起来。但是，熊重新开始追逐雪橇。 “现在轮到你了，妈妈，”布什说：“你的体重比我的大，一个好妈妈为她的孩子而牺牲了自己。” “乔治！”布什的妈妈说。 布什坚持着，盯着对方，冷静，而且残酷。 他的妈妈摇了摇她的白头发，乔治告诉过我们，是他把他妈妈头上的颜色弄白的。“我想你是对的。”她说，她也跳了出来，她也被熊杀了。 “感谢上帝给我的大脑！”乔治笑着说。 但是，熊不会停止狩猎，依然追逐雪橇。乔治真的生气了，他喊道：“你这个愚蠢的动物！只是等待一分钟！！我要把我的枪拿出来，我会把你轰成碎片！！” George W Bush, Dick Cheny and Bush's mama, Barbara, are having a holiday at the North Pole. George W weighs ... Well, we know how light he is. Cheny weighs so much, and Miss Barabara, well, we won't mention a lady's weight. One day, the three of them are having a trip on a sleigh. Suddenly, they see a polar bear behind them. Quickly, they throw out all the luggage behind them, but this doesn't help: the bear comes closer. They realise that one of the three will have to sacrifice himself or herself so that the two others will be able to escape. "You should do it", George W. says to Cheny, "The bear will need more time to eat you then to eat me. We can't expect Mama, here, to fight the bear." "I guess you're right", Cheny says. As he jumps out of the sleigh, he shouts, "For the G-O-P!", and gets killed by the bear. "Thank God for my brains", George W. says, smirks. But, the bear reopens the chase. "Now it's your time, mama", George W. says. "Your weight is bigger than mine and a good mama sacrifices herself for her childern." "George!" G. W's mama says. G.W. stands his ground, rather stares back, coolly, and very hard. His mama shakes every hair of her white head, the color that George W. told us he put there. "I guess you're right", she says, and she also jumps out and gets killed. "Thank God for my brains", George W. giggles. But still the bear won't stop hunting the sleigh. George W. really gets mad, and he shouts out : "You stupid animal!! Just wait a minute!! I'll take my gun and I'll blow you to pieces!!" |
