笑话的英文单词及小笑话
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笑话 joke [英][dʒəʊk][美][dʒok] 中英文小故事: 阿拉巴马州的笑话 一个家伙走进酒吧,问酒保,他想不想听到一个好的关于阿拉巴马州的笑话。 酒保说:在你说你的笑话之前,你应该知
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笑话 joke [英][dʒəʊk] [美][dʒok]
中英文小故事:阿拉巴马州的笑话
一个家伙走进酒吧,问酒保,他想不想听到一个好的关于阿拉巴马州的笑话。
酒保说:“在你说你的笑话之前,你应该知道我是6尺-2,体重225磅,我来自阿拉巴马。看到酒吧那头的那个家伙吗?他是6尺-4和重250磅,他来自阿拉巴马州。看到在酒吧的另一端的那个家伙吗?他重280磅,他也来自阿拉巴马州!现在,你还想告诉你的阿拉巴马州的笑话吗?”
他说:“不。”
酒保笑着说:“有什么问题吗?你是鸡吗?”
他说:“不是。我只是不想解释三次。”
A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's from Alabama,too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?"
The guy says, "Nah."
To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are you chicken?"
The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times."
中英文例句
Your pensions are still a sad joke.
你们的退休金政策仍是个悲惨的笑话。
But this is not a joke!
但是,这可不是笑话!
Marilyn was not completely in on the joke.
梦露并不能完全理解这种玩笑。
The fasten seatbelt sign is no joke
“请系好安全带”信号并不是玩笑
The onion doesn't joke about software development.
洋葱在软件开发的问题上没开玩笑。
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