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琳达 Linda 中英文小故事：琳达遇到的一个女人 上周，一个叫琳达的女人到阿肯色州去看望她的亲家，在那里的时候，她去商店。在她停车的地方，旁边的一辆车有一个女人坐在那里，她闭上眼睛，她的手在她的脑袋后面，熟睡的样子。过了一会儿，当琳达从商店出来，，她又看见这个女人，她的手仍在脑袋后面，但这一次，她睁着眼睛。 这个女人看上去很奇怪，所以琳达敲了敲窗户，说：“你没事吧？” 女人回答说：“我被枪击中头部，我正用手捂着我的大脑。” 琳达不知道该怎么办，她跑进商店，商店的人叫来了医护人员。因为车门被锁上了，他们不得不强行破门而进入到车里。他们发现女人脑袋后面，她的手都是面包的面团。 原来，显然是汽车里温度高，使得皮尔斯伯里饼干罐爆炸了，制造出一种像枪弹爆炸的声响，打在她的头。她用手到脑袋后触摸的时候，她摸到面团，以为是她的大脑。她就昏倒了，醒来后，就用手伸到脑袋后面，试图阻止她的大脑流出来！ A woman named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman, her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you okay?" The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in." Linda didn't know what to do so she ran into the store where store officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded, apparently from the heat in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then attempted to hold her brains in! |
