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店员的英文单词及小笑话

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店员 clerk [英][klɑ:k][美][klɚk,klɑrk] 中英文小故事:口吃的店员 一个肌肉发达的大块头,有严重的口吃结巴,他去百货公司,问一个店员:男、男、男装、装、装部、部、在、在、在哪


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中英文小故事:口吃的店员
 
一个肌肉发达的大块头,有严重的口吃结巴,他去百货公司,问一个店员:“男、男、男装、装、装部、部、在、在、在哪里?”
柜台后面的店员只是看着他,什么也没说。
那个人又重复:“男、男、男装、装、装部、部、在、在、在哪里?”
店员没有回答他。
他问了好几次:“男、男、男装、装、装部、部、在、在、在哪里?”
店员似乎对他视而不见。最后,男人生气地离开。
排在后面的顾客问店员:“为什么你不回答那家伙的问题?”
店员回答:“你、你、你、以为、以为、我、我、我想、被、被暴打、暴打一顿吗?!!”
 
 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"
 
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
 
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.
 
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?"
 
And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms off.
 
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "why wouldn`t you answer that guy's question?"
 
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
 
中英文例句
 
The clerk said that this is the best-selling product.
店员说这项产品最畅销。
 
I'm the senior clerk in here!
我才是律所的高级文员!
 
What did your charming clerk say about the money?
你那迷人的办事员怎么看待钱一事?
 
Approach the clerk, your honor?
我可以靠近书记员吗,法官大人?
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