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I was so clever in my childhood, the neighbors are aware, there is a clever boy lived the street Once, my mother took me downstairs to the shop to buy ice cream, the salesman is an uncle. I said: " uncle, I have an ice cream. " Uncle looked at my mother, come up with an ice cream, held in the hand, say: " you call me dad, I'll give you an ice cream. " My mother looks not so good. I said: " you call me dad, I 'll give you the money! " Idiot uncle hesitated, I grabbed his hand’s cream, said: " you do not call, I'll eat ice cream for free! " Then, I took the mother's hand, march off, more than indescribably cool. That night at dinner, my mother in order to reward me, asking me to go to Macdonald. 我小的时候可聪明了，街坊邻居都知道，这条街道上住着一个聪明小男孩。 有一次，我妈妈带我到楼下的小商店买冰激凌，售货员是一个叔叔。 我说：“叔叔，给我一个冰激凌。” 叔叔看了看我妈妈，拿出一个冰激凌，举在手上，说：“你叫我一声爸爸，我就给你冰激凌。” 我妈妈的脸色看上去不太好看了。 我说：“你叫我一声爸爸，我就给你钱！” 傻蛋叔叔迟疑了，我抢过他手里的冰激凌，说：“你不叫，我就白吃冰激凌了！” 说完，我拉着妈妈的手，扬长而去，别提多爽了。 那天晚餐，我妈妈为了奖励我，请我去的麦当劳。 |
