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从前有一个盲人去德克萨斯。当他坐到飞机上的时候，他觉得座位很宽敞，他说“哇，这座位真大！”他旁边的人回答说，“在德克萨斯，所有的东西都大。”
他终于抵达德克萨斯后，他来到一个酒吧，他要了一杯啤酒，还有一大杯放在他的手。他喊道，“哇，这些杯子都是那么的大！”酒保说，“在德克萨斯，所有的东西都大。”
几杯啤酒后，盲人问酒保洗手间在哪儿。酒保说，“右手第二个门。“盲人去卫生间，却不小心绊了一下，跳过了第二个门，直接进入了第三个门，这里是一个游泳池，盲人掉进去，以为自己掉进了卫生间的便池，盲人喊着，“别冲水，别冲水！”
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas.When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,"Wow, these seats are big!"The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."When he finally arrived in Texas,he decided to visit a bar.Upon arriving in the bar,he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied,"Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied,"Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door.Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death,the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"
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