导盲犬的英文及小笑话

一个男人带着他的狗去酒吧。他走到酒吧要喝一杯。男招待说：“你不能把狗带到这里来！”他说：“这是我的导盲犬。”
“哦，”男招待说，“对不起，第一杯算在我的账上。”
男人拿着酒来到门边的一张桌子。
另一个男人带着一条奇瓦瓦狗来到酒吧。男招待拦住他说：“你不能把狗带到这里来，除非你告诉我，这是一只导盲犬。”
这个男人没有理会，优雅地走到吧台。他要一杯酒。酒保说：“嘿，你不能把狗带到这里来！”
男人回答说：“这是我的导盲犬。”
酒保说，“不，我不这么认为。他们不会用chiwauas作为导盲犬。”
他停顿了半秒钟，说：“是什么？！？！他们给了我一个奇瓦瓦？！？”
 
A man goes to a bar with his dog.He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy says "This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me."

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The bartender stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog."

The second man graciously continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs."

The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"