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一个农民被送进监狱，他的妻子想把农场继续经营下去，等到她丈夫可以回来。可是，她不擅长于农场的工作，她写了一封信给在监狱里丈夫：“亲爱的，我想种植土豆。最好的时间是什么时候？”农民回信：“亲爱的，别靠近农场。我所有的枪枝都埋在农场的地里。”因为他在监狱里所有邮件都会被审查。所以当警长和他的副手们读这这封信后，他们都去农场，挖掘土地去寻找枪枝弹药。经过两天的挖掘，他们没有找到一件武器。农夫接着给老婆写信：“亲爱的老婆，现在你可以去种植土豆了。” A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do it?" The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's where all my guns are buried." But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon. The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should plant the potatoes." |
