一个农夫正在面试一位寻求农场助理工作的年轻人。 “你必须要够强壮,”农夫说。”你以前有过什么病吗?有过什么意外发生?” “不,先生,”年轻人自豪地回答。 ”但你拄着拐杖。你一定出事了!”农夫说。 “哦,拐杖!”年轻人说。”上星期一只公牛把我扔了出去。但那不是意外!他是故意的!” A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. "You'll need to be fit," said the farmer. "Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?" "No, sir," replied the young man proudly. "But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!" said the farmer. "Oh, the crutches!" said the young man. "A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!" |