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My wife learned to drive a car, but, driving technique is too poor, She made something happen every few days .Todays evening, my wife back home, put a very big bag of strawberry on the table. I asked: why did you buy so many strawberry? My w
 
My wife learned to drive a car, but, driving technique is too poor, She made something happen every few days .Today’s evening, my wife back home, put a very big bag of strawberry on the table.
I asked: " why did you buy so many strawberry? "
My wife cried: " it was a bad day today! I have accidentally to hit down a strawberry stalls, and all crushed strawberry I have to bought back. "
Son was very happy, eating rotten strawberry said excitedly: " Mom, next time you hit the ice cream stalls, I like to eat ice cream most”
 
妻子学会开小汽车了,可是,开车的技术太差,每隔几天都要惹点事情出来。
这天傍晚,妻子回到家,把一大包草莓放到桌子上。
我问:“买这么多草莓干什么。”
妻子叫着:“今天真倒霉!不小心剐倒了一个草莓的小摊,只好把压坏的草莓都买了回来。”
儿子高兴极了,一边吃烂草莓,一边边兴奋地说:“妈妈,下次撞卖冰激凌的摊子吧,我最喜欢吃冰激凌了。”
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