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杜夫人，赖利夫人谈了一天关于赖利先生喝酒的事情。杜夫人说，“我有一个办法可以阻止他花这么多时间泡在酒吧。每天晚上他回家需要穿过墓地。你找一天晚上，你化妆成可怕的样子，吓唬他一下。” 一个晚上，赖利夫人在墓地等到她丈夫的到来。她突然跳起来，赖利先生吓了一跳，说，“你是谁？？” 赖利夫人回答说，“我是魔鬼！” 莱利握住她的手说，“很高兴见到你，我娶了你妹妹。” Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, "I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he comes staggering through." So Mrs. Riley waited in the cemetery one night until she heard her husband coming. She jumped up and a startled Riley said, "Who are you??" Mrs. Riley replied, "I am the devil!" With that, Riley shook her hand and said, "Glad to meet ya, I'm married to your sister." |
