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乔的妻子开跑了他的车,带走了他所有的钱,和他最好的朋友一起消失了。他很沮丧,他的医生送他去看心理医生。 乔告诉医生自己的麻烦,说,生活是不值得活下去。我该结束我自己
 
乔的妻子开跑了他的车,带走了他所有的钱,和他最好的朋友一起消失了。他很沮丧,他的医生送他去看心理医生。
乔告诉医生自己的麻烦,说,“生活是不值得活下去。我该结束我自己了。”
“别傻了,乔,”医生说:“我的妻子也离开了我,但我很高兴。”
“怎么了?”乔问。
“容易,”医生回答:“我投入到我的工作,我完全沉浸在我的工作里,很快就忘了她。顺便说一下,乔,你是做什么工作的?”
“我清理化粪池。”乔回答说。
 
When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself." "Don't be stupid, Joe," said the psychiatrist."My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy." "How?" asked Joe. "Easy," replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks." Joe replied.
 
 
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