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“自从我们结婚以后，我的妻子就试图改变我。她让我停止喝酒，不吸烟，跑步几个小时直到深夜。她还教我如何穿衣戴帽，欣赏艺术，美食烹饪和古典音乐，甚至如何在股市里投资，”一个男人说。 “听起来你很痛苦！因为她如此彻底地改变了你，”他的朋友回答说。 “我并不是痛苦。现在我是如此的改善，她只是对我还不够好。” "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me." |
