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一个男人的运气总是不太好。他带上自己仅有的500美元去拉斯维加斯。 一夜之间，惊人的好运气降临在他的身上。他跌跌撞撞地走出了赌场，找到一个付费电话。他给妻子打电话说，“亲爱的，收拾好你的行李。我刚刚在拉斯维加斯赢得了超过一百万美元。” 他的妻子说，“太棒了。如果我要去欧洲，去加勒比海，我应该收拾什么行李？”他说，“我不在乎，当我回家的时候，你离开了就好。” A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas." His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?" He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home." |
