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“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说，“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。” “什么？你疯了吗？房子里乱七八糟的，我还没有去购物，所有的盘子也都是脏的，而且我不想做饭吃大餐！”妻子抱怨道。 “我知道你所说的这一切。”丈夫说。 “那你为什么还要邀请朋友来吃晚饭？”妻子觉得不可思议。 “因为那个可怜的傻瓜正在考虑结婚。” "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married." |
