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我结过3次婚,一个男人人对刚刚认识的饮酒伙伴说,我不会再结婚了。我的前两个妻子死于吃毒蘑菇,我的第三个妻子死于头骨骨折。 那太遗憾了。他的酒友说,这是怎么发生的? 因
 
“我结过3次婚,”一个男人人对刚刚认识的饮酒伙伴说,“我不会再结婚了。我的前两个妻子死于吃毒蘑菇,我的第三个妻子死于头骨骨折。”
“那太遗憾了。”他的酒友说,“这是怎么发生的?”
“因为她不吃蘑菇!”
 
"I was married 3 times"explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,"and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.""That's a shame."said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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