一个深夜,一个有抱负的年轻律师正坐在她办公室,撒旦出现在她面前。他对律师说“我有一个提议……” “你可以赢得你余生的所有诉讼案件,你的客户喜欢你,你的同事会敬畏你,你会赚很多很多钱。而我想要的是,交换你丈夫的灵魂,你孩子的灵魂,你的父母,祖父母的灵魂,和所有您的朋友和法律合伙人的灵魂。” 律师思考一会儿,然后问:“那么,你还卖什么关子啊?” An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "I have a proposition for you..." "You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your your husband's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and the souls of all your friends and law partners." The lawyer ponders this for a moment, then finally asks: "So, what's the catch?" |