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幼儿英语笑话——发生了什么事

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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to mak

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.

一架军用运输机飞行在有人居住的地方上,突然间飞机失去动力开始向下。飞机师试着往上开,但是由于货物太多,飞机太重了。所以他喊士兵们把一些货物扔掉,让飞机变得轻一点。于是他们扔掉了一支手枪。“扔多点。”飞机师喊。于是他们扔了一支步枪。“再扔多点。”他又喊。于是他们投掷了一枚导弹。最后飞机又恢复控制。

He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"

飞机师把飞机安全降落在飞机场上,他们进了一部吉普车,开车走了。很快他们在路边看到一个小男孩在哭,他们就问他发生什么事,他说“有一支手枪打到我的头。”

They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"

他们继续开车,然后又遇见了一个哭得更厉害的男孩。他们又问他发生什么事,他说,“有一支步枪打到我的头。”

They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"

他们道歉了又继续开车,然后他们在路边又看到一个笑的歇斯底里的男孩,他们问他,“孩子,什么事那么有趣?”男孩回答,“我打了个喷嚏,然后房子就爆炸了!”

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